Sunday, April 16, 2006

Where have we all gone ?

"Where have all the Real Men Gone ?" Another thirty somethin woman who has the balls (pun intended) to ask where the 'REAL' men are in a public place full of men.

In answer to her question though, most men are now happy to not bother with women at all, except when the sexual urges get too strong and they cant help but go on an ace night out, pick up a chick, fuck her like an animal all nite, then move cities again before the demands of 'rings' and stuff move in. But seriously are these women totally stupid. Men haven't changed in thousands of years, if ever ! We still enjoy drinking large quantities of beer, aswell as watching people get hurt in rough sports or playground fights, we still continue to dominate most elligible professions because we are more suited to moving forward in science than the women scientists working on the equally great achievment of bringing new lip gloss out for the summer. And we are still willing to literally give up everything for a woman who simply shuts the fuck up once in a while.

So, Men, collectively, haven't changed at all over the years, women on the hand have.............
From This ........




To that. Arguably upon first looking modern women might have some benefits.....but then you forget that 225% of them are more likely to look like this..........


AHH WE HAVE IT ! THE ANSWER TO HER QUESTION ! THE MEN HAVE HIDDEN THEMSELVES OUT OF SIGHT AFTER THE INVASION OF A NEW RACE OF GIANT TROLLS !

1 Comments:

Blogger Duncan Idaho said...

Fantasic post. I laughed my arse off at the last photo.

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